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PostSubject: 50 reasons not to marry a graphic designer D:   Sun Mar 07, 2010 8:07 pm

in english and portuguese =o
1.There's millions and millions of designers in the world.
1.Há milhões e milhões de designers no mundo.

2.São egoístas e egôcentricos.
2.They're selfish and egocentric.

3.Todos tem salários baixos.
3.They all have low salaries.

4.Não aceitam críticas (recebem mas não as entendem).
4.They can't take critics (they receive them but don't understand them).

5.Eles odeiam outros designers.
5.They hate other designers.

6.Não sabem somar nem subtrair quando vão ao mercado.
6.They don't know how to add and subtract when they go to the market.

7.Não sabem mudar uma lâmpada sem fazer um esboço.
7.They don't know how to change a lightbulb without making a sketch.

8.Gostam de ver os créditos completos do filme (e cenas cortadas).
8.They love watching the full credits on the movies (and cut scenes).

9.Não deixam você decorar a sua casa.
9.They won't let you decorate your house.

10.Tudo é um grande brainstorm (tempestade de ideias).
10.For them it's all a big brainstorm.

11.Você nunca saberá se os documentos e credenciais são reais ou adulterados.
11.You'll never know if the documents and credentials are real or fake.

12.Fazem montagem com suas fotos.
12.They love photoshopping their photos.

13.Mantêm revista e qualquer coisa que tenha fotos no banheiro.
13.They keep a maganize and anything that has pictures on the bathroom.

14.Idolatram pessoas totalmente desconhecidas (Bansky, Sagmeister, Basquiat, Paul Rand, etc.).
14.They love people completly unknown. (Bansky, Sagmeister, Basquiat, Paul Rand, etc).

15.Tira fotos para seu diário todos os dias.
15.They take pictures for their diary everyday.

16.Acham que tudo pode ser resolvido com um Shape ou uma nova Layer.
16.They think everything can be solved with a shape or a new layer.

17.Tudo é justificado a esquerda, direito e centro, pelo menos quando estão atrasados.
17.Everything's justified to the left, right and center, at least when they're late.

18.Todos odeiam a fonte “Comic Sans” (e amam Helvetica).
18.They all hate the "Comic Sans" font( and love Helvetica).

19.Tomam bebidas de qualquer espécie apenas porque gostam da embalagem.
19.They drink all kinds of drinks only because they like the package.

20.Eles roubam placa da rua e orelhõestelefônicos.
20.They steal billboards and phonebooths.

21.Roubam cartazes de shows e eventos e te fazem passar vergonha.
21.They steal posters from shows and events and make you go through a bad time.

22.Amam ténis com cores estranhas e bizarras.
22.They love sneakers with weird and bizarre colors.

23.Usam all star com roupa social e acham o máximo (Cuidado ele pode usar isso no casamento).
23.They use all stars with social clothes and think it rocks ( Careful they might use it for their wedding).

24.Tem sempre marcas de tintas em suas mãos.
24.They always have ink marks on their hands.

25.Eles ficam irritados com as palavras: bonito, feio e artista.
25.They get pissed with the words: pretty, uggly and artist.

26.Eles precisam consultar o Pantone antes de se vestir para saber a combinação correta e para ter um contraste legal.
26.They need to consult their Pantone before dressing up to know the right combination and to have a nice contrast.

27.Eles odeiam Office (Word, Excel, PowerPoint, Publisher).
27.They hate Office (Word,Excel,PowerPoint, Publisher).

28.Acham que podem salvar o mundo com um cartaz bonito.
28.They think they can save the world with a nice billboard.

29.Eles sempre sabem tudo todo o tempo.
29.They think they know everything all the time.

30.Gostam de músicas “Indie” (Aquela música que metade da humanidade nunca ouviu falar).
30.They like Indie music (that music that half the humanity never heard of).

31.Criam suas piadas locais, e vão rir daquele video que você achou sem graça no Youtube.
31.They create their own lil jokes, and they'll laugh at that video you don't find funny on Youtube.

32.Lêem livros raros, histórias para crianças e semiótica.
32.They read rare books, stories for childen and such.

33.Eles gastam horas incontáveis em seus espaços, rindo sozinhos, com seu computador (geralmente Mac).
33.They spend tons of hours on their rooms, laughting by themselves with their computer (usually Mac).

34.Sua vida social depende de seus amigos e outro designer.
34.Their social life depend on their friends and another designer.

35.A maioria é viciada em tecnologia, ou seja todo o dinheiro da família vai parar na Apple Store.
35.Most is addicted to tecnology, by that it means all the family money goes to the Apple Store.

36.Eles gostam de camisas com estampas e alguma brincadeira sobre algo atual ou muito retrô.
36.They love shirts with pattern and something funny about something actual or very retro.

37.Todos tem suas lojas preferidas, que atendem o publico “Staile”.
37.They all have their favourite shops, that attend the "Staile" public.

38.Eles viram psicopatas quando você diz que design é apenas desenho.
38.They turn psicho when you say design is just a drawing.

39.Começam a rir sozinho quando pensam em como executar um job.
39.They laugh by themselves when they think about how to execute a job.

40.Fumam maconha!
40.They smoke pot!

41.Sempre dizem que podem superar o trabalho dos outros.
41.They always say they can outdo someone else's work.

42.Todos já foram ou cogitarão ser DJs (pelo menos uma vez).
42.They all were or thought about being DJs (at least once).

43.Costumam vender tudo que compram, livros, revistas, canetas, camisetas (cuidado você está a venda).
43.They'll sell everything they buy, books, magazines, pens, shirts (careful you're for sale too).

44.Todos tem personalidade geeks e infantis.
44.Their personality is usually geek and childish.

45.Gostam de desenhos americanos ou japoneses e passarão horas assistindo.
45.They love japanese and american animes and will spend hours watching.

46.Gostam de mudar de cidade, estado país o tempo todo.
46.They love moving out of their city, state, country the whole time.

47.Trabalham retocando foto de modelos e olhando mulheres em grande parte do seu tempo.
47.They work retouching pictures of models and look at women for most of their time.

48.Assistem documentários e vão a museus o tempo todo, não importa o que seja.
48.They watch documentaries and go to museums all the time, doesn't matter what it is.

49.Fumam Camel porque acham a carteira bonitinha.
49.They smoke Camel just because they think the package is pretty.

50.Tenha sempre um bom sonho, porque eles trabalham a noite.
50.Have a nice dream, because they work at night.

XD looong

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PostSubject: Re: 50 reasons not to marry a graphic designer D:   Fri Mar 12, 2010 2:17 pm

Whats bezildor's Work ? what did he study ?
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PostSubject: Re: 50 reasons not to marry a graphic designer D:   Sun Mar 14, 2010 1:05 pm

Actually I'm a graphic designer =P he's sorta a webdesigner

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PostSubject: Re: 50 reasons not to marry a graphic designer D:   Sun Mar 14, 2010 8:33 pm

im like 90% of this >.<

and i plan on being in Video Game Design in the next 2 years lol
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PostSubject: Re: 50 reasons not to marry a graphic designer D:   Tue Mar 16, 2010 5:14 am

buuu i want to be a graphic designer T=T;;;
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PostSubject: Re: 50 reasons not to marry a graphic designer D:   Tue Mar 16, 2010 6:15 am

zakuro130 wrote:
buuu i want to be a graphic designer T=T;;;
Graphic Design FTW ;D

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PostSubject: Re: 50 reasons not to marry a graphic designer D:   Mon Apr 19, 2010 4:18 am

Belletrice wrote:
in english and portuguese =o

5.Eles odeiam outros designers.
5.They hate other designers.

6.Não sabem somar nem subtrair quando vão ao mercado.
6.They don't know how to add and subtract when they go to the market.

15.They take pictures for their diary everyday.

18.Todos odeiam a fonte “Comic Sans” (e amam Helvetica).
18.They all hate the "Comic Sans" font( and love Helvetica).

24.Tem sempre marcas de tintas em suas mãos.
24.They always have ink marks on their hands.

27.Eles odeiam Office (Word, Excel, PowerPoint, Publisher).
27.They hate Office (Word,Excel,PowerPoint, Publisher).

29.Eles sempre sabem tudo todo o tempo.
29.They think they know everything all the time.

32.Lêem livros raros, histórias para crianças e semiótica.
32.They read rare books, stories for childen and such.

35.A maioria é viciada em tecnologia, ou seja todo o dinheiro da família vai parar na Apple Store.
35.Most is addicted to tecnology, by that it means all the family money goes to the Apple Store.

38.Eles viram psicopatas quando você diz que design é apenas desenho.
38.They turn psicho when you say DESIGN is just a drawing.

41.Sempre dizem que podem superar o trabalho dos outros.
41.They always say they can outdo someone else's work.

45.Gostam de desenhos americanos ou japoneses e passarão horas assistindo.
45.They love japanese and american animes and will spend hours watching.

48.Assistem documentários e vão a museus o tempo todo, não importa o que seja.
48.They watch documentaries and go to museums all the time, doesn't matter what it is.

50.Tenha sempre um bom sonho, porque eles trabalham a noite.
50.Have a nice dream, because they work at night.

XD looong

this are the ones i found "sad but true" =P

i just got pissed reading that thign of design = drawing -_-!
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PostSubject: Re: 50 reasons not to marry a graphic designer D:   Mon Apr 19, 2010 6:33 am

XD totally sodd

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